My 24 Thoughts 7:00am to 9:00am

1) Only in America can a Black man be elected President….then be assassinated AFTER his term is over!

2) Look at Chloe getting some.

3) Look at Michelle exploding.

4) Shoot. Half of the people they showed in the credits will not be seen again this season. They ain’t playing around this time. Kind of reminds me of when Jack cut that dude’s head off in episode 2 of season 2.

5) Jack Bauer doesn’t drive. Jack Bauer flies!

6) Mrs. Logan is crazy…and she had a thing with Palmer.

7) This kid looks like he’s going to be the new Kim. Please…don’t be.

8) Jack is steadily taking fools out one by one.

9) Was there every any doubt that Jack was going to finish that guy off. Come on. After he told him he was the one who killed Palmer, it was a wrap!

10) “Let’s get something straight kid. The only reason you’re still conscious is because I don’t want to carry you.”

11) I do believe that President Logan is stupider (yes, I said “stupider”) than he was last season.

12) Hey FBI agent guy! Don’t turn your back on Jack Bauer! Chloe: “Relax, he’s really good at this.”

13) I’m right…he is the Kim of Season 5.

14) “You’re going to tell me what I want to know, it’s just a question of how much you want it to hurt.”

15) Jack is gonna have to go all John Mclaine in Die Hard 2 this season.

16) Looks like Logan is running a tight ship over there. He must use the same background check as CTU.

JBBCM (Jack Bauer Body Count Meter) = 2.5 (Chloe helped him on that one dude at the refinery)


Grade
A
(Would’ve been an “A+” but Jack only killed 2.5 people. Higher body count = higher grade). They started this season off with a BANG! Palmer. Dead. Michelle. Dead. Tony. Almost Dead. The best action show on television is back. And guess what? I only have to wait 24 hours until the next installment. Thank you Fox for the FOUR HOUR premiere. They should just show two hours a week of this show like a movie.