My '24' Review 1:00am to 2:00am 4-25-05

1. "Who did this?" (c) Audrey Who do you think did this? Jack effin' Bauer!!! Audrey is so stupid. Jack is trying to stop a nuclear war. It doesn't matter he's acting against the Soft as a Twinkie Filling President Logan.

2. I find it hard to believe that any vice president could be as soft as this guy. I mean, come on!

3. Y do these fools have a nuclear warhead in Iowa? Are they gonna eradicate the country's corn crops?

4. "You know I'm not a violent man!....Okay let's get this nuclear Warhead going!" (c) Sabir

5. Mike Novik is thinking, "This President is a Buster! We need David Palmer up in here!"

6. (c) Mike Novik "You preaching to the choir Bill."

7. The President would jeopardize an active operation because his feelings were hurt?

8. Why would Marwan start looking around once he found out the police were there? There's no reason he should have seen the camera in the vent.

9. "What? Oh I'm not a field agent. I don't do that." (c) Chloe O'Brian

9. Cloe ain’t trying to get murked!

10. Aww snap! Check that. She is about to get murked!

11. This dude used every weapon in his trenchcoat to get through that bullet proof glass!

12. “What’s going on out here!” This guy stays in his house while this dude is shooting up a car and switching weapons like the Master Chief, but he comes out once he starts ramming the car?!?

13. Chloe! She straight “Bauer’d” that guy. Chloe unloaded on that guy like he drunk the last cup of coffee in the CTU break room and didn’t start another pot!

14. Grade: A This is what ‘24’ is all about. Highly improbably plot points, people dyin (Although Jack showed some restraint and did NOT kill anybody this week), petty politics, and terrorists that are a step ahead of the good guys. Can’t wait until next week!